Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

It’s Not A BUG it’s Recovery!

It is not every day we can talk to people about serious issues in our day-to-day lives., What we may deal with may look minuscule to others from the outside. Yes, others might feel like we just need to pull up our bootstraps, take that chip off our shoulder, and just snap out of it. We hear it so much, start to give into it sometimes. We start to think, Ya, you’re right, this is not so bad, things are much better then I think they are and just try and suppress your feelings. Sometimes, we go so far as believing we don’t need help or our medications.

I know this has happened to me a number of times. Now, I’m not saying that what our friends and loved ones are saying is 100% right or wrong… There is some truth in the idea that with cognitive and talk therapy we can control some aspects of our mood swings with positive re-enforcement. Still, if you try to talk to them about how you’re really feeling, they will look at you cross-eyed sometimes or think they have to call your doctor to up your meds or get you committed.

That is where our peers come it… The old birds of a feather flock together. I have to tell you, for me, I feel comfortable talking to people in crisis then I do making small talk with some one who has no clue what mental disorders can do to a person. Listen, we all need help! Not because you or I are weak, no on the contrary! We all need help because it makes the load and burden we carry lighter. Hey, even God has his son as a helper.

So, no matter what our background is, remember, if you live with a mental illness and you’re alive and this post has not bored you to death yet, then you can reach out to ask for help or become the helper… It does not take much, and it can all start with talking about your experiences and how you have survived and maintained your recovery.

Alligator shoes

A woman desperate to have a crocodile-skin shoes.
He also went to the shoe store and was disappointed that expensive.
"Expensive is very still," said the woman.
"If you want cheap vera own catch ya there," said the shopkeeper. Inspired by the words of the shopkeeper, the woman went to a big river in the neighborhood carrying a firearm.
A few moments later the owner arrived and were amazed when he saw three dead alligator tail piled on the riverbank. Meanwhile, the woman seen in the middle of the river was aiming a gun at another crocodile. A gunshot is heard, then the woman dragged four new crocodile shot to the side and then swore, "Damn! Which is also not wearing shoes. "

Database Operator Pizza Hot

I wonder what happens if the system in the world of technology is very sophisticated. Especially if the database system is able to regulate human life. Here is a recording phone conversations in order Pizza in 2020 between a pizza operator with consumers.


Operator: Thank you for contacting Pizza Hot, What can I ....

Consumers: Heloo, I want to order pizza.

Operator: Can I have your ID card number, sir?

Consumer: Wait, here: 6102049998-45 - 54,610.

Operator: Ok Pak Bejo, you live in the street Hangtuah no. 16, your home phone number 02,177,726,378, your office
081127894022 Hp 021665872673 you, you are calling from?

Consumers: From the house, uh where you know all my tel no?

Operator: Oh, we are connected to a central database pack.

Consumer: Can I order a Seafood Pizza?

Operator: That's not a good idea to pack.

Consumers: Why?

Operator: From the medical records my father, my father has high blood pressure and cholesterol that are excessive.

Consumers: So you recommend anything?

Operator: Maybe you could order a Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza.

Consumer: How do you know my reply will be like that?

Operator: Well last week a new father borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the national library.

Consumers: Ok whatever is, all my family packet messages, how is everything?

Operator: But our family package will not be enough for your child, amounting to 7 man pack, the total is Rp. 190,000.

Consumer: Can I pay by Credit Card?

Operator: It seems the father has to pay cash, your credit card has been over the limit, and you have debt in the bank amounted to Rp. 5350000 since last August, it does not include penalties for arrears of your house and contract
motor vehicles.

Consumers: Ooh yes I have, I later wrote to the ATM to pull your money before people came nganter Pizza.

Operator: It may not be, too sir, your record shows that the boundaries you draw money at an ATM has been reached.

Consumers: Damn .... udah aja anterin pizza is here, I'll pay cash here, how long the pizza delivered?

Operator: Approximately 45 minutes pack, but the reply ill father could wait, you could get it myself with motor father duck who had battered.

Consumers: WHAT??

Operator: According to our records, you have a duck motorcycle in 2000 with no pol B3344CD a pack right?

Consumers: Shit luh, b ** g ** t, really polite seh kagak open my open records, blom never ngerasain the punch ya!!

Operator: Be careful with the words father, whether the father recalled May 15, 2010 you have 3 months in jail for saying dirty words to a policeman??

Consumer: (Diamm, confusion, dizziness 700 mobile)

Operator: Anything else sir?

Consumer: No, uh reply message but it is a family package for free coca cola cup 3 right?

Operator: Yes sir, but according to our records you are also suffering from diabetes, so we do not want to take risks pack.

Consumers: Siallaaannnnn. AJA BATALIN ALL!!

Operator: Thank you for calling, sir, for kompalain, suggestions and criticisms you can fill out the online form on our site, username and password are printed on the bottom of your pizza box messages, thank you
been mengubungi Pizza Hot.